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"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel) 04/04/2016 at 10:11 • Filed to: None

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Audi R18 for your time

Introduction Time!

I am TurbochargedSquirrel. I am a huge fan of endurance racing (obsessive, it might actually be a problem) and also a fan of rally. My dream job is to work as an electrical engineer for one of the top LMP1 teams and I really want a new WRX (or a 124 Abarth, I really don’t know).

Anything else you would like to know about me? Ask away.

Look! A flying Impreza!

$kaycog > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 10:17

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Welcome, new victim Opponaut!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 10:18

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do you put ketchup on your fries or on the side?

What do you daily?

Have you seen Oppo’s basement?

TheRealBicycleBuck > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 10:19

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Welcome!

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 10:19

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The only sauce acceptable to put on fries is In-N-Out’s secret sauce.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 10:20

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Welcome! What state? Also, keep arms and legs inside the vehicle and don’t feed the animals.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 04/04/2016 at 10:21

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See...the only In-N-Out in Jersey is opening in Seaside, which is like the most Jerseyest place in all of Jersey. I don’t think I want to try my first In-N-Out burger there

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 10:22

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JGrabowMSt > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 10:23

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What’s the best number of cylinders for a sports car?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 10:26

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We have a basement?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 10:28

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Ketchup on the side.

2001 Outback.

I don’t want to know what is in Oppo’s basement.

EL_ULY > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 10:28

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hello, I am ULY. Welcome :] Please accept this image below

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 10:30

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VT most of the time.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 10:31

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yes we do

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 10:33

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I’m very tempted to go look

Brian, The Life of > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 10:42

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Yeah, that’s Spiegel’s room. Don’t go down there.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Brian, The Life of 04/04/2016 at 10:44

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but he wants to

Brian, The Life of > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 10:56

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He can as long as he knows what they will most likely mean: a lifetime of PTSD.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 10:57

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I can’t believe In-N-Out is opening in Jersey before Washington.

If you do decide to get a burger there, take my advice and order a 4x4. If you’ve ever wondered what sex tastes like, that’s what it is. It’s four burger patties and four slices of cheese.

Needmoargarage > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 10:59

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Welcome to Oppo! Hope you enjoy

Sorry... forgot what I was saying.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Brian, The Life of 04/04/2016 at 11:13

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Fuck it. I’m going.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 11:24

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BRAVE SOUL!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 04/04/2016 at 11:26

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...see now you’re making me want to go there. I’ll come back in a no sleeve white tang top, aviators, a tan and 10 lbs heavier

Brian, The Life of > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 11:26

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Be prepared for a violent deflowering ... and don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 11:26

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Or crazy......

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 11:27

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both?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Brian, The Life of 04/04/2016 at 11:28

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Don’t worry. I’ll be careful.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 11:28

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Nah. Probably just crazy

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 11:40

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nice knowing you

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 11:44

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Full write up coming if I ever find the place.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 11:46

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just follow Nibby

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 11:49

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I have to find Nibby though.....

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > JGrabowMSt 04/04/2016 at 11:52

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6. Though there are so many good options with 4 or 8...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 11:52

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that I can’t help you with...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 11:54

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Wait if Spiegel gets a room, when do I get one?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 12:01

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you have to asks the mods

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 12:04

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Oh forget that. I’ll just sleep in the cave out back.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 12:06

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...we have a cave too?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 12:09

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I’m guessing we do.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 12:11

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...i need to explore more

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 12:13

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Do the rooms allow animals?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 12:15

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i believe they’re dragon friendly

JGrabowMSt > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 12:16

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Interesting, 12 is excessive?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 12:33

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Ok good. He's not even the messy one. That's me.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 12:35

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Wait you’re not a dragon?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > JGrabowMSt 04/04/2016 at 12:58

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I think 12 is a bit outside of sports car territory. More like large GT car or supercar.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 13:36

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Shocker. I’m not.

JGrabowMSt > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/04/2016 at 13:39

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What is your opinion on Mercedes’ current offerings? Across the board, not even just once specific car.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 14:10

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my life is a lie

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 14:14

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Daily drives a dragon. Not I am a dragon.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 14:24

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well.............

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 15:47

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Well what?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 19:21

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WELL WELL WELL

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 19:50

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Ask your damn question already.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 20:13

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Can i have your dragon

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 21:27

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No. Not for sale for any amount of money. Not for trade for any car. And no, you can’t borrow him for your drunken birthday party.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 21:30

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:[

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 21:35

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Sorry. Not going to happen. And he’d probably kill both of us if we agreed on a sale.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 21:36

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But i want a dragon

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 21:55

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I realize this, but there's not much I can do for you. Unless you've done the proper rituals, there's really nothing you're going to be able to do. Unless you're just very lucky like I was.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 21:58

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Do i have to sacrifice someone to get a dragon?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 22:07

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No. That’s not necessary at all. Are you ok with swearing a blood oath over ancient scrolls? Just asking.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 22:19

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I was kind of looking forward to an ancient sacrifice but sure why not..blood scrolls

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 22:24

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No. No sacrifices required. Unless of course you want to become a dragon. The blood oath comes if you actually do find a dragon you get along with.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 22:31

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...*puts away duct tape and dagger* :[

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 22:36

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So you’re probably out of luck is basically what I’m saying.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 22:37

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that is unfortunate

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 22:43

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Look. I’ve done all I can.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 22:47

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besides just letting me test drive the dragon

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 22:53

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Give you a ride is a maybe sometime in the future if you meet his standards. Solo ride, no chance. Not unless it's a drastic emergency.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 23:07

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Its a drastic emergency...i need to ride your dragon

Kthx

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 23:14

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And said drastic emergency is?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 23:18

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My ferrari is on fire

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 23:19

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Can’t help you there. Call an Uber.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 23:22

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Uber?is that your dragons namev

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 23:23

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No. No it isnt.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 23:31

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._.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 23:42

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Sorry.... there's just nothing I can do for you

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 23:48

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:[

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 23:54

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Go do the rituals and then come back and talk to me.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 23:57

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Yes master

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/04/2016 at 23:58

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Also, You have to figure them out yourself. So um...... Yeah. Books are a little hard to track down.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/05/2016 at 00:09

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Google!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/05/2016 at 00:13

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Yeah. Not much accurate info to be found on ye olde Google.

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